God Is a Woman: Dating Disasters by Ian Coburn

By Ian Coburn

He has intercourse with a girl on a entrance garden through Wrigley box after a Cubs video game. ladies cover from him in a membership restroom, anticipating him to depart. One girl attempts to run him over together with her truck. He approximately will get kicked out of the Mall of the US while he and his date get busy at the mini golfing path and he... comic Ian Coburn relives his funniest misadventures with ladies and sex.After each one tale he bargains up what he realized as suggestion to either sexes and gives examples of the way he positioned it to solid use in destiny events. Has been number 1 in humor in Canada, number 1 in relationships within the U.K., and is even being translated into Russian (rare for the genre). Streeter and Sarah of CollegeHumor say, "We enjoyed it!"

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Among friends, who gets hit on the most—the smiling, laughing ones or the frowning ones with crossed arms? A lot of my women friends don't look approachable. They're great women, but they're not sending out a welcoming vibe. Want to meet more men? Smile. Laugh. Have fun. The guys will come. 65 Lingerie Party "HEY, HEY, WE'RE THE COBURNS! PEOPLE SAY WE'RE FOOLING AROUND! But we're just causing trouble! " My two sisters and I sang these words to the tune of The Monkees theme song every year as we flew back from our annual summer trip to Canada.

They didn't seem to mind. " They shook their heads. I uttered something about them being beautiful and thanked them profusely, then came. They went into the bathroom and returned with their clothes on. Both yawned and stretched. " I wasn't done, yet, though. They looked at me. I had wiped up and resumed business. " They shook their heads again. " They did, this time both removing their bras while facing away from me. They turned around and fondled their breasts with cupped 75 GOD IS A WOMAN: DATING DISASTERS hands until I had another orgasm.

That's very tasteful, by the way. " She pulled her pants back up. " "But of course. You know, this is wild. " "Yeah, things are just starting to happen then; we don't know what's going on. " "So you guys like... " "Not to this, to you. I mean not now, but when we're kids, yeah. It's all we have. We're too young to do anything with girls and we can't buy Playboy to see what you look like naked. " 73 GOD IS A WOMAN: DATING DISASTERS "Are you kidding? They come in the mail. It's awesome. All twelve-year-old boys have a sudden interest in getting the mail.

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